Things that Piss The Bitches Off
--A Note from The Bitches--
Most of the time, Bitch Leo and I are in agreement. However, when it comes to the subject of things that piss us off, there are bound to be a few disagreements. So, anything that pisses Bitch Leo off, but that doesn't really matter to me, is marked with **. Likewise, things I hate that don't have the same effect on my friend are marked with *.
1 -People who won't go over the speed limit
2 -French people and their stupid language
3 -Old senile people who run around in their underwear
4 -People who bomb us and then expect us to rebuild their country
5 -People who blame TV for everything
6 -illiterate people who can't read this
7 - Blond bimbos who think they're so great
8 - Models
9 -Famous people who think they should be our next President
10- People who stand in the middle of the aisle at Wal Mart and won't get the hell out of the way
11- Carson Daly
12- Nazis
13- The KKK
14- Flamers
15- Girls who insist they can make a gay man straight
16- Necrophilia
17- Tampon and other feminine hygiene commercials
18- Immigrants who won't speak English
19- Anyone who thinks we should just shut up and blow it out our asses
20- People with really big hair
21- Any form of math
22- Third-World countries that beg for our money through commercials
23- Yasmean Bleath
24- Stupid bimbos who breed
25- Anything having anything at all to do with "Bay Watch"
26- Camel dung bread**
27- Nike commercials
28- Barbie
29- Herbal Essence commercials
30- John Henson
31- Bog Saget
32- Child molesters
33- The cast of "Full House"
34- N'Sync, 98º-- any boy band that tries imitating BackStreet Boys
35- Hanson
36- Satan worshipers
37- Rapists
38- Nick Carter*
39- Sabel
40- Shina Twain
41- Country singers who try to do rock
42- Leonardo DeCrappio*
43- Trojan Condom commercials
44- Billy Ray Cyrus
45- New Kids on the Block
46- People who have sex with animals
47- Stupid once-famous men who try to make comebacks
48- People at department stores who push credit cards
49- Prostitutes
50- William Shakespeare*
51- PDA, but only the really sick kind
52- The cost of "Real World, Hawaii"
53- Sucky-ass bands
54- Most rappers
55- Stupid drunks
56- Fraternities and sororities
57- Hicks
58- Fart noises
59- People who think being a virgin is a sin
60- Construction workers
61- Tori Spelling
62- Terrorists
63- Stupid people who try to sound smart
64- Non-smokers who criticize smokers
65- Tele-communicators
66- The MPAA
67- Censors
68- People who hate South Park
69- Skittles
70- Phone psychics
71- 1-900 numbers for lonely people
72- Edna, the Freshetta Lady
73- People who beat their kids
74- People who beat their spouses
75- People who think all rap is bad
76- People who wear whore-blue eye shadow and think it makes them look good
77- Radio DJ
78- Saddam Heiusen
79- Two-faced sluts
80- People who harm or kill animals
81- Cheesy pick-up lines
82- Pimple-faced pizza delivery boys
83- Rude waiters and cashiers
84- Spin Magazine
85- "The Man Show"
86- Cheerleaders
87- Glamour Magazine
88- Mascots
89- Non-drinkers who critize social drinkers
90- Bimbos who dumb their boyfriend because they still have feelings for their ex
91- Home ecc.*
92- Sexist pigs
93- Body-builders
94- People who say "tittes"
95- Club re-mixes
96 -Female rappers
97 - Car commercials
98- Jocks
99 - Immature idiots
100- Thieves
101- 101 lists
102- Biork
103- Mass murderers
104- Skeptics
105- Lil'Kim
106- The fucker who killed John Lennon
107-Small towns
108 -People who move from big cities to small towns**
109- Sprint PCS commercials
110-People who think Howard Stern is better than Man Cow
111-Hypocrites
112-Reporters**
113 -People who read lists like these
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